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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 02-09-2007, 04:43 PM   #1
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Talking No quiero ir a Europa

Hijo: - Mama, mama, no quiero ir a Europa!

Madre: - Callate y segui remando!!!
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Old 02-12-2007, 06:48 AM   #2
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Bueno, bueno.... tengo eso :

Hijo : Mama, Mama... en la escuela me dicen mentiroso...!

Madre : ¡Cállate, que ni vas a la escuela!
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Un "mamá mamá" solo para argentinos:

-Mamá, mamá, en la escuela me dicen alfajor!
-Bueno, no les prestes atención, Jorgito.

Jaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
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( Malos entendidos y particularidades del lenguaje)

mamá ,mamá se están pegando los fideos.
-No interfieras hijo ... deja que se maten si quieren.

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Bueno, es viejo, pero me sumo a la ronda de chistes:

- mamá, mamá!! golpean la puerta
- dejala! que se defienda sola!!

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Otro del mismo estilo:

- ¡Mamá, mama! Me dijeron que soy muy distraído.
- Niño... tú vives en la casa de al lado.
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Otro del mismo estilo:

- ¡Mamá, mama! Me dijeron que soy muy distraído.
- Niño... tú vives en la casa de al lado.
JEJEjeeeee
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Tengo ese chiste, pero me da verguenza, asi que no lo guardas como mi Jokes Curriculum Vitae, please no...

"¿Por qué mataron a kung fu?
Por que lo kungfundieron."

Lo siento..
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Jaaaaa....que come kung fu?? Kungfites!!
Que usa Superman cuando sale del baño? Su perfume!

Ya sé, son de terror!
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Y Vero, no son tan malas...
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