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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 01-07-2008, 09:11 AM   #21
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With all respect to carlam, it should have been written "threw me for a loop". The phrase is "to throw for a loop" and it means shocks, confuses, befuddles, etc.
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:11 AM   #22
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- Mamá, mamá, no me gusta el abuelo!
- Callate y seguí comiendo.

- Mamá, mamá, el inodoro da vueltas?
- no nene
- entonces (c....) en el lavarropas.
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:13 AM   #23
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- Mamá, mamá?Escuchaste el disparo?
Mamá? Mamá? ?Mmmaaammmaaaaaaaaaaá?
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¡Muy buenos! Realmente creo que estoy chistes tontos y simples son los que más me hacen reír...
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Ahí va otro más:

Sabes que el otro día se cayó mi madre por el balcón y ahora está en el cielo.
Pues, ¡Cómo rebota tu vieja!
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Old 08-20-2008, 08:19 PM   #26
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¡Mamá, mamá! En la escuela me dicen dientudo.

¡Te dije que levantes la cabeza cuando me hablás que me rayás el piso!
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:00 AM   #27
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Ya que revivieron este thread, no puedo ser menos:

-Mamá, mamá, en el colegio me dicen jabon en polvo!
-No les des bola, Ariel


Ayer pasé por tu casa y me tiraste con un celular... casi me Nokia.
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Old 08-21-2008, 03:07 PM   #28
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Ahí va otro más:

Sabes que el otro día se cayó mi madre por el balcón y ahora está en el cielo.
Pues, ¡Cómo rebota tu vieja!

¡Ja, ja, ja, ja! Me recordó éste.

- El señor que limpia los vidrios del rascacielos se cayó ayer del piso 37 y sobrevivió.
- ¿Sobrevivió? ¡Es increíble!
- Ni tanto: los estaba limpiando por dentro.
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Old 08-31-2008, 07:39 PM   #29
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me encantó el de ariel en polvo! .. ja ja aj aj aj
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:28 PM   #30
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¿No es hora de unos cuantos chistes más?

Ahí les va uno:

¿Cómo acomodas 5 elefantes en un Volkswagen?
Dos adelante y tres atrás.
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