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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 02-23-2007, 10:51 AM   #11
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Old 02-26-2007, 05:35 AM   #12
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Para empezar la semana de la mejor manera :

"Doctor vengo a que me ayude con mi problema de doble personalidad... Pues pase adelante y conversamos los cuatro."

Y el top de Top, ese es un Oscar directamente :

"Habían tres amigos que se llamaban Tonto, Nadie y Ninguno.
Tonto va y le dice al policía:
Nadie se cayó al pozo y Ninguno lo está ayudando.
Entonces el policía le responde:
¿Usted es tonto?
Sí, ¡Mucho gusto!"

Jajaja...
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Old 03-27-2007, 07:19 AM   #13
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Por favor!! que vuelvan los chistes de "mama, mama" ...
me encantan!
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Old 03-27-2007, 07:07 PM   #14
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Bueno, pues otro por el estilo...

- ¡Mamá, mamá! ¡No puedo decir bien "zapato"!
- M'hijo, pero si lo acabas de decir bien.
- No, mira: jueves, viernes, zapato, domingo.

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Old 03-28-2007, 06:07 AM   #15
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Mas chistes por favor, mas chistes ... Keep the ball rolling please
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otro...

que es un feston?
es una festa con mucha gente.

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- Que hace una ratita parada en una esquina?... esta esperando un ratito...

ja ja!! no es tierno?
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A pedido de Marisa:

- Mamá, mamá, qué es un vampiro?
- Callate y tomá la sopa antes de que se coagule!
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eeeek!! That one through me for a loop
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eeeek!! That one through me for a loop

Will you please translate "through me for a loop" for me, Carla?

Thanks a lot!
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