I'm an actor working on a project. I want to perform on monologue in a variety of different languages to show my acting range and I'm looking for a native Spanish speaker to help me translate it. I do speak some Spanish, but very little. A Mexican friend of mine told me I sound like an Argentinian cowboy.

The monologue is dry British humor from a play called Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead. It will be interesting to see the cultural differences and how the meaning, intent, and humor translate from English to Spanish. If anyone is interested, send me a private message and I'll send you the monologue.