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justinb · 05-07-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by vicente

What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.

hahahahahahahahah thats great!

kellymellars · 05-09-2008, 08:39 AM

I will post a pun from each of my three favourite witty writers

- Oscar Wilde:
�Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.�

- William Shakespeare, from "The two gentlemen of Verona"

Speed: What�s the unkindest tide?
Launce: Why, he that�s tied here, Crab, my dog.
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- Winston Churchill
I couldn't find a pun from sir Winston - and I am sure there are many, so here goes this anecdote instead

George Bernard Shaw (to Winston Churchill):
'Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one.'
Churchill's reply:
'Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one.'

vicente · 05-09-2008, 10:46 AM

Very good! I like Sir Winston's reply

! He was a master of dry humor.

kellymellars · 05-09-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by vicente

Very good! I like Sir Winston's reply

! He was a master of dry humor.

You know, I was just thinking on starting a thread on "dry humour" -since I haven't started any, and now you happen to mention it in your entry. So see you soon in my new thread!

vicente · 05-09-2008, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by kellymellars

You know, I was just thinking on starting a thread on "dry humour" -since I haven't started any, and now you happen to mention it in your entry. So see you soon in my new thread!

Great idea. I recently mentioned "dry humor" to another member and he did not know what it was, that is, the expression. I wonder what "dry humor or humour

" is in Spanish?

Hebe · 05-09-2008, 11:24 AM

I heard that the man one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize

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vicente Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 642 Rep Power: 1399	Very good! I like Sir Winston's reply! He was a master of dry humor. __________________ vicente

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Hebe Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Caracas- Venezuela Posts: 1,207 Rep Power: 3589	I heard that the man one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize __________________ Hebe ♥ ♫ Truly, my dear young friends, you are a chosen generation. I hope you will never forget it. Gordon B. Hinckley

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kellymellars Forum User Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 82 Rep Power: 85	I will post a pun from each of my three favourite witty writers - Oscar Wilde: �Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.� - William Shakespeare, from "The two gentlemen of Verona" Speed: What�s the unkindest tide? Launce: Why, he that�s tied here, Crab, my dog. ---------------------------------------- - Winston Churchill I couldn't find a pun from sir Winston - and I am sure there are many, so here goes this anecdote instead George Bernard Shaw (to Winston Churchill): 'Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one.' Churchill's reply: 'Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one.'

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