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    Quote Originally Posted by vicente

    What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
    hahahahahahahahah thats great!

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    I will post a pun from each of my three favourite witty writers

    - Oscar Wilde:
    “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”

    - William Shakespeare, from "The two gentlemen of Verona"

    Speed: What’s the unkindest tide?
    Launce: Why, he that’s tied here, Crab, my dog.
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    - Winston Churchill
    I couldn't find a pun from sir Winston - and I am sure there are many, so here goes this anecdote instead

    George Bernard Shaw (to Winston Churchill):
    'Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one.'
    Churchill's reply:
    'Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one.'

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    Very good! I like Sir Winston's reply! He was a master of dry humor.
    vicente

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    Quote Originally Posted by vicente
    Very good! I like Sir Winston's reply! He was a master of dry humor.
    You know, I was just thinking on starting a thread on "dry humour" -since I haven't started any, and now you happen to mention it in your entry. So see you soon in my new thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kellymellars
    You know, I was just thinking on starting a thread on "dry humour" -since I haven't started any, and now you happen to mention it in your entry. So see you soon in my new thread!
    Great idea. I recently mentioned "dry humor" to another member and he did not know what it was, that is, the expression. I wonder what "dry humor or humour" is in Spanish?
    vicente

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    I heard that the man one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize


    Truly, my dear young friends, you are a chosen generation. I hope you will never forget it.
    Gordon B. Hinckley

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