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    Confucius did not say:

    Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

    Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

    Lady who goes camping with man must beware of
    evil intent.

    Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

    Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

    Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but
    man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

    Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

    War does not determine who is right; it determines
    who is left.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece
    at night.

    It takes many nails to build a crib, but only
    one screw to fill it.

    Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    Wise man not keep sledge hammer and slow
    computer in same room.

    Man who live in glass house should change
    clothes in basement.

    And, CONFUCIUS ALSO DID NOT SAY. .

    "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood". J
    vicente

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    ahhahaha good ones, vicente!

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    i love it de last one

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    Default Re: Things that Confucius did not say

    Hahahahaha! The last one! It's hilarious.

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    Yeah the last one it's very good but what about "Wise man not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room." ??? that one cracks me up!

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    Default Re: Things that Confucius did not say

    Quote Originally Posted by vicente View Post
    Confucius did not say:

    Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
    I bet there were no transgenders back then! LOL

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    Hahahahaha!!!! Really creative

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    Default Re: Things that Confucius did not say

    jajajajajaja good ones.

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