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    Default English jokes!

    Here are some fun jokes I've found! enjoy!!!

    You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

    A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

    When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

    The batteries were given out free of charge.

    A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

    A will is a dead giveaway.

    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

    A boiled egg is hard to beat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfredo.astort View Post
    Here are some fun jokes I've found! enjoy!!!

    You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

    A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

    When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

    The batteries were given out free of charge.

    A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

    A will is a dead giveaway.

    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

    A boiled egg is hard to beat.
    :-)
    Humorous! I always get a kick out of these phrases.

    P.S. While some people could debate if these are jokes... I think the title could be better if you say "Jokes in English". When I opened the thread I was expecting to see jokes about England or English people ("English Jokes").

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