reminder

In Argentina, on September 11th. we celebrate the Teachers' Day. These jokes are especially dedicated to all the teachers for their kindness, affection, patience and love.

Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?
Frank: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Frank: The one that says: "School ahead, go slow".



Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.



Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago!
Winnie: Me!!!