Hi, here are some other Facts of Life ... Enjoy them
Ø Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
Ø I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Ø If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
Ø Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Ø Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Ø I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
Ø Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Ø We cannot change the direction of the wind ... but we can adjust our sails.
Ø Some days are a total waste of makeup.
Ø Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I walk by you again?
Ø If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
Ø If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Ø Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Ø Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Ø If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Ø My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Ø Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Ø It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Ø For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
Ø If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Ø Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Ø A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Ø Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Ø A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Ø Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Ø Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Ø Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Ø There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Ø Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Ø By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Ø Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
Ø Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself