Here are some jokes about lawyers...It seems they donīt have a good reputation...what do you think?
Lawyers, please, donīt get mad...they are just innocent jokes...jijiji
What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog!
Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer.
You have a gun with two bullets, what should you do?
Shoot the lawyer, twice!!
It was so cold around here last winter, (how cold was it?)
I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from a plane?
Skeet.
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.