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Old 01-30-2007, 09:15 AM   #1
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Talking Jokes

Hi everyone!
In all the forums I've ever been to in my life, there is always a Jokes thread. And yes, I'll start one here too

Of course, no offensive jokes allowed!

Here are a few that I remember, with words. I can't remember any in Spanish!

"The teacher asked the second grade to make a sentence with the word "fascinate" and James put his hand up.
-Ok - said the teacher - What's your sentence?
-My jacket has 9 buttons - said James - but I can only fasten 8!"

"What's a fish without an eye?
A fsh!"

"Where does the bull take the cow on their first date?
To the mooooovies"

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