Hilarious! About #11, my granny would have said "¿Médicos? ¡Médicos eran los de antes!".
People who like this sort of things will find
this the sort of thing they like.
But nobody got so embarrassed as that young exchange student who, while hearing everybody saying "me encanta la ternera" and "prefiero la pavita", dared to say "me gusta la carne de..." expressing his fondness for chicken, by choosing the wrong gender!