04-18-2008, 04:39 AM
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Location: Spain
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Originally Posted by lauracipolla
In fact, I wasn't sure whether to post this here or in jokes -I love puns, and they're as hard to translate as jokes. Impossible, I'd say!
I found these fun pun jokes to share with you all: - I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
 
- I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
- There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
I'll come back with more if you like them! (Add yours, if you have some!) |
This is great!!
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“Los hombres son superiores a las mujeres porque Alá les otorgó la primacia sobre ellas. Portanto, dió a los varones el doble de lo que dió a las mujeres. Los maridos que sufrieran desobediencia de sus mujeres pueden castigarlas: abandonarlas en sus lechos, e incluso golpearlas.
No se legó al hombre mayor calamidad que la mujer."
El Corán (libro sagrado de los musulmanes, recitado por Alá a Maomé en el siglo VI)
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