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Old 04-18-2008, 04:39 AM   #2
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Originally Posted by lauracipolla
In fact, I wasn't sure whether to post this here or in jokes -I love puns, and they're as hard to translate as jokes. Impossible, I'd say!

I found these fun pun jokes to share with you all:
  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  • I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
  • There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
I'll come back with more if you like them! (Add yours, if you have some!)

This is great!!
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