Laura!! Another good one. I love it.
Let's keep Ezequiel amused:
Patrick, an Irish lad comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "What's the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your dear sweet mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."
The lad is puzzled, but goes ahead and asks his mother. "Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Oh, Dear Patrick, Saints preserve us!! For a million pounds! Don't tell a soul, but yes, I would," she replies.
He then goes to his sister's room. "Colleen, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The lad returns to his father and says: "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million quid, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."
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