Hello gentlemen and ladies. My name is Matt Karpinski Today I am going to present to you my product. Toilet paper has been around since the dawn of time, so what makes mine so special? Because my toilet paper is so smooth and silky soft that it is just like touching a baby's bottom. In fact, it is even better than a baby's bottom. It is like touching God. It is just that nice. But why should you trust me? Because I am a very trustworthy person. That and I ran for president once. I think I love myself for making it I love myself and my company, Karp Toiletries, for making something so perfect. I would give my life for this company because I love it so much. I have loved this company ever since it started. That will never change. Even when I get married, that will never change. And it is all because they have made for me this beautiful toilet paper. This toilet paper that is very easy to use. All you do is pull and rip. It is just that simple. You may do whatever you please with after that. My company also offers different kinds of toilet paper. We offer toilet paper for occasions like camping, birthdays, zero-gravity, and even water-proof! The sky is the limit with Karp Toiletries.
So basically my speech is a lot of inside jokes I have with my friends. Oh, and if it helps at all I'm supposed to have sentences from the present, preterite, imperfect, future, and conditonal indicitive. I think I have a few examples in there.
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