Thanks for the comments Carolina and Moni. I pretty much expected that this was the situation but I am glad to have it confirmed by native Spanish speakers.
Moni, I did what you suggested and you are absolutely right. Your three spanish paragraphs translated back to English produced very inferior results. If I went to a webpage and saw English that bad, I would definitely leave immediately.
Oh, well. I can't afford to pay a professional translator so I was hoping that maybe I could use the no-cost software and do it myself. No such luck.
Thanks again for your help.