Jokes about doctors
- Doctor, can I have a second opinion?
- Sure. Come back tomorrow.
- Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!
- Next please!
- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.
- Sit on the couch and we'll talk about it.
- But I'm not allowed up there!
I used to be schizophrenic, but we are much better now.
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